I’m going to stare at him until he feels so uncomfortable he has to talk to me.
Gym Instructor: So what’s your favourite machine to use here at the gym?
Me: The Vending Machine
reasons to masturbate:
- stress relief
- self exploration
- post-masturbatory afterglow relaxation
- strengthens the pelvic floor
- burns calories!
- pain relief from period cramps
- self confidence!!!!
reblog if you are your url
oh yes definitely
okay so today I was at the mall and this girl walking in front of me and tripped and fell and instead of helping her up like a normal person would- I decided to make her feel less embarrassed and fall down too
but I guess another guy had the same idea because we fell at the same time
and then another person fell
and suddenly I was lying in the middle of an impromptu fainting mob and a lot of people were shouting
and the girl who’d originally fallen looked so fucking happy
So, I was looking at a baby charmander art and was thinking, “They can’t have that flame tail in the egg, can they?” I mean, it’s possible that the flame develops when they’re ready to hatch. But then, what if instead the mother or father has to light the charmander’s tail when they’re first born?